Sanity is overrated

Life is like riding a bicycle - in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving. ~Albert Einstein  

When clowns go bad!

I'll get you, my pretty!  And your little dog too!

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss  

I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. ~Mark Twain  

I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. ~Dr. Seuss

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler  

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. ~Edith Wharton  

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ~Sam Levenson